As promised, here are the profs’ fave events over the past week. Hopefully, some of them are your faves too.
TOP 10 FAVE EVENTS
10. Halfpipe Blackboarding
9. Freestyle Lecturing
8. Collaborative Bobsledding
7. Think-Pair-Skate
6. Cross-Country Mentoring
5. Overhead Ski Jumping
4. Multimedia Biathlon
3. Skeleton Meetings
2. Small-Group Hockey
AND THE NUMBER 1 FAVE EVENT:
1. Speed Grading
What are your faves? Let me know your reaction or comments. I can’t wait for this next week of faves. If you behave yourself this weekend, I might do another survey next week. Enjoy the rest of the Olympics.
COPYRIGHT © 2010 Ronald A. Berk, LLC
This blog continues my tribute to the 2010 Winter Olympics. Faculty training and athletic training is not a match made in Olympic heaven! Among the vast array of occupations represented by the athletes from 8000 countries, the number of college professors is, according my latest calculations, 0. There are probably a lot of reasons we’re not found in the Olympic gene pool. After minimal thought and no research on Google, I generated the following “twisted” top 10. Enjoy!
TOP TEN REASONS YOU WON’T FIND U.S. COLLEGE PROFESSORS ON THE 2010 OLYMPIC TEAM:
10. PowerPoint is not permitted in Olympic events
9. Teammates refuse to complete assignments on Blackboard
8. No one will attend a faculty development workshop at the Olympic Village
7. Home institution will not reimburse “foreign” travel expenses to Vancouver
6. No meetings with agendas and minutes to attend for 2 weeks—what a bummer!
5. Events on snow and ice are too much fun to be scholarly
4. Lecturing to “non-student” teammates will put them in a coma
3. Forbidden to use NIH research funding to support training at Vail
2. Olympians text and tweet; they don’t like to e-mail
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON:
1. Your department chair or dean will never understand
Maybe by the next Olympics in Russia, a professor will find a way to conquer the above reasons and represent us proudly on the “speed lecturing downhill” team. With the increasing number of furloughs many of you are experiencing, you’ll have more time to practice. Go for it.
Blog-wise, please let me know what topics you would like me to address that I haven’t covered in the last 7 months and whether you prefer “humor” blogs. I want them to be useful and/or entertaining for you. Thanks in advance for your feedback.
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